Celeste (Eva Longoria) enlists the help of three redneck brothers to retrieve her son from Billy Bob Thornton. They successfully complete the mission, but then have Thornton’s assembly of hot miscreants seek revenge for him.
If mayhem, gunfire, and scantily clad women are what you desire, The Baytown Outlaws looks to have everything you need.
Director: Barry Battles
Stars: Zoe Bell, Paul Wesley, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Natalie Martinez, Billy Bob Thornton, Eva Longoria, Daniel Cudmore, and Agnes Bruckner.
Release Date: March 19, 2013 to Blu-ray
Oz: The Great and Powerful
We all know how Dorothy wound up in the Emerald City, but how is it that Oz found his way there? In this prequel to the timeless classic The Wizard of Oz, James Franco portrays Oz and sets up the story we have all grown to love.
Directed by Sam Raimi, I am excited to see what he has in plans for long time friend Bruce Campbell who will also be in the film
Director: Sam Raimi
Stars: Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, James Franco, Michelle Williams, Bruse Campbell, Zach Braff, and Abigail Spencer.
Release Date: March 8, 2013
John Dies at the End
A new street drug called Soy Sauce allows users to drift across time and dimensions. The only problem is that some return from the outer body experience no longer human. The consequence is cataclysmic unless John can stop it.
I wonder how this one ends.
Director: Don Coscarelli
Stars: Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes, Paul Giamatti, Clancy Brown, Glynn Turman, Doug Jones, Daniel Roebuck, and Fabianne Therese.
Release Date: January 25, 2013
Texas Chainsaw 3D
A girl inherits what she believes to be her grandmothers estate. She brings along her friends to investigate the home, but they get more than they bargained for when they meet Leatherface.
Subject to the reboot clause, it is difficult to say what story line this is emulating, or if it is picking up where someone else left off. Is it a re-imagining, a reboot, a remake, or a sequel of sorts? What ever it is, its in 3D!
Director: John Luessenhop
Stars: Alexandra Daddario, Dan Yeager, Trey Songz, Scott Eastwood, Tania Raymonde, Shaun Sipos, and Keram Malicki-Sanchez.
Release Date: January 4, 2013
This is the End
The newest addition to the action comedy genre is This is the End. We get to see the real life world ending apocalypse and how some of our favorite comedic performers make it out alive. Well, Michael Cera didn’t make it, but maybe if we’re lucky we’ll get a surprise appearance.
With a classic line up of modern comedy stars, we’ll get to see if they are portraying characters, or if this will just be a natural flow of how they would really be if they experienced the apocalypse.
Director: Seth Rogen, and Evan Goldberg
Stars: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, and Craig Robinson.
Release Date: Summer 2013