The Walking Dead Review: 2.12 – “Better Angels”

Better Angels began with an excellent Rick Grimes voiceover as he spoke at Dale’s funeral. He explained that although Dale said that the group was broken, they can still fix it. While we hear this, we’re shown Daryl, T-Dog, Andrea, and Shane in the fields kicking some zombie ass!

Hershel finally invites the gang to move their belongings into the house, and the group blocks off the doors. It is getting cooler out and they need to make sure they survive the winter. They are thinking that the winter might kill the walkers off, leaving them with a peaceful Spring. Rick chose Daryl over Shane to take Randall 5 miles out with some rations and drop him there. Shane however doesn’t let that happen. Before the guys can leave, Shane takes Randall out of the barn, into the woods, and snaps his neck, leaving him to be eaten. Shane then smashes his own face into a tree so that he can walk up to the group with a blood-covered head. This act shows us just how far gone Shane already is. The ‘pep talk’ he received from Lori earlier in the episode probably did more harm than intended, and could be viewed as the catalyst for Shane’s actions here.

He then tells the group that Randall hit him in the face, and is out in the woods somewhere waiting to be found. Daryl and Glenn team up, as do Rick and Shane. The two pairs split off to find the allegedly escaped Randall. When Daryl and Glenn happen upon the escapee though, he is zombified. Glenn makes up for his freezing at the bar here when he stabs Randall  in the head. Upon inspection, Glenn and Daryl notice that his neck is broken. They see no bite marks and no scratches on his body anywhere. They conclude that Shane’s story was indeed bullshit.

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The standoff:

Rick and Shane make it to the top of a small hill in a large field near the barn. Rick’s suspicions are confirmed at this time as to the true nature of the situation. Shane proceeds to tell Rick how he has a broken woman, a weak boy, and no clue on how to fix it. Rick tells Shane that he will have to kill an unarmed man, and Rick hands his gun to Shane. As Rick hands his gun to the clearly unstable ex-best-friend, he stabs Shane. Shane’s mouth filling with blood, Rick explains to his old partner that it is his own fault… that Shane made him to this.

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Of course, sneaky Carl sees the whole thing. Rick turns around only to discover his boy standing there with Daryl’s gun in hand. Carl raises the gun to a Zombified Shane, and despite the fact that he never does anything right and usually just gets in the way, made a clean shot to the head. As Rick and Carl go near Shane’s body, we see a horde of walkers headed straight for them.

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MY THOUGHTS: First things first… I have a little something to say about Shane dying. I liked Shane. Yes, he was a douche and somewhat dangerous, but he always protected the people he loved. He was strong and skilled – He was a great asset to the whole group. I think that a couple of things happened within this episode to push Shane over the edge. When Carl confided in Shane that he stole Daryl’s gun, and taunted that walker who killed Dale, and thinks he is the reason that Dale died, Shane saw him as a son. Carl confided in Shane before going to his own father. When Shane told Rick that his son needed him, Rick put a stranger over his own blood. That would have killed me, too. He honestly thinks that he would be a better father for Carl. Thing number two, Lori walked up to Shane unprompted, and again apologized to him for everything that went down at the beginning of season 1. That stirred his shit up. Within that conversation, though, she specifically told him that she was not sure who the father of her child was. (I am going to refrain from making any more Maury jokes.) [EDITORS NOTE – I’m not.]

So he now knows that he would make a better father for Carl, and he might be the paternal father for her unborn baby. And finally, Rick and Shane have always been partners, even before the zombie takeover. Even though they almost killed each other a couple of episodes ago, Shane was trying to turn over a new leaf. When Rick immediately picked Daryl to go with him over Shane, that must have hurt him. I do not think that Shane would have gotten to his breaking point if it weren’t for these very important details.

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I am curious about how Dale and Shane’s deaths will affect this group. Dale was the only strong voice of reason left. Everyone in this current group, the child included, have become desensitized to the world around them. No one backed Dale up in the beginning of deciding what to do with Randall. Everyone initially voted to kill a fellow human being. Dale said that without their humanity they are no better than the walkers they are killing. I am very curious to see how they stand to make the right decision without that angel on their shoulder. Conversely, Shane was always the “do whatever is best for the group” guy. Without Shane pushing him, Rick never would have let him open up the barn and start shooting off walkers one by one. Rick is already struggling to keep his emotions together. He is the leader of the group, and yet has trouble making the tough decisions. With one episode left, what happens to the group when the good guy and the bad guy die?

Finally, I want to address how people become infected. A couple of episodes back, when Shane and Rick saw the security guard zombies and upon inspection noticed that there were no bite marks on them whatsoever, they said that it was maybe scratches. What was curious was that they said they didn’t see any. In this episode, we see Randall’s neck was snapped. I am assuming that Shane thought walkers would get to him, leaving him a rotting corpse, or at least with a bite or two. Although he had no bites or scratches, Randall was still a zombie. After Shane was stabbed, he became a zombie and since we witnessed that entire process, we can assume no walkers sneaked behind the cameras to get a nibble on Shane. So how to people become infected?

The Theory: This is what I am going with. It is possible that everyone who has come into contact or within a close enough proximity to breath the same air as the walkers, has already been infected. Since they are alive and all have an immune system, they can fight the illness off. Once they die, the disease releases into their system because obviously their body is no longer fighting anything off, but has become a cesspool for bacteria, and they are zombified. I sure hope nobody has leukemia I have no idea if how they become infected will ever be revealed to us, but if this theory or a similar one is correct, I think that they can find a cure! Next season is already planned out, but we still have on more episode to go! I am both excited and saddened by this season. I have become very attached to two major characters who I have lost within the last two episodes. I hope that the season finale can live up to my grossly high expectations.

I give this episode a very strong 5/5. Although sad, it had everything a great episode needs.

Kris Grape’s ‘Space Geography’

Who is Kris Grape? He’s a man obsessed by caps lock and bad spelling; a man who has sent a vaguely threatening e-mail to Filmdrunk; a man who is making a low-budget, indie SF film entitled ‘Space Geography’. And it looks crap.

Here is Grape’s description of his film – from his crazed e-mail to Filmdrunk (and this is a direct quote – spelling mistakes and all – go to Filmdrunk to read all of the craziness) :

“MY MOVIE IS A SCI-FI EPIC WITH ROMANCE, THRILLS, AVCTION, AND HORROR.”

If the film does indeed contain any of these things it fails to show in the trailer. Especially the “AVCTION”. Words can not do the trailer justice. You should watch it. watch it and hope it never escapes, never mind gets released…take a look.

I have watched it several times. It doesn’t get any better. I like ‘bad’ movies, but I like them to have some sort of entertainment value – even if it’s just unintentional  humor. This would, probably, stop being funny really fast.

I have also – in the name of research (yes I did some research) – sat through several – mercifully short – effects test shorts on his Vimeo and Youtube pages. And all I can say is that if these are indicative of the effects to be used in this film…well it should be shot and put out of its misery – and then set on fire.

Grape is going to release another trailer for this horrific looking abomination soon – which may or may not be shown here. I’m guessing not though.

I am now going to drink large quantities of vodka in a vain attempt to erase this from my mind.

Parks and Recreation Finale Has Two Endings!

If you don’t watch Parks and Recreation you’re a moron.  The show is absolutely hilarious, and Amy Poehler is brilliant as the main character, Leslie Knope.  The show is currently in its fourth season on NBC; and the story arc of the season has primarily revolved around Leslie’s campaign for city council.  It’s been a rocky road on her way to election day, and the show’s writers have been extremely tight-lipped about what the outcome will be.  So tight-lipped, in fact, that they made the decision to film two different finales: one in which Leslie wins the election and one in which she loses.  It’s like they’re creating their very own ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ novel.

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‘Chronicle’ Director in Talks for ‘Venom’ Movie

Amongst the greatest movie atrocities ever committed, aside from Jar Jar Binks and all of George Lucas’ terrible Star Wars alterations, Spiderman 3 stands alone from many others. I don’t remember being quite so disappointed by a movie in my life as Peter Parker went Emo, Sandman was just a “guy trying to get his kid back” and Venom? Venom was saved as the closing act jobber played by That 70’s Show’s ‘Eric Foreman’ – Topher Grace.

What happened? Where was the Venom from the comics who was cold, calculating and basically a mountain of muscle? Instead, we get possibly the most whiny Eddie Brock imaginable, and a Venom who sounds like a velociraptor and has to peel back his face to show us Topher Grace with sharp teeth every time he wants to talk. It was a complete and utter betrayal, and nauseating display of a studio grabbing for the almighty buck right out of our pockets. Sam Raimi himself even let everyone in on the secret that this wasn’t even his vision of Venom at all, but the studio wanted him in there because he was sooooooo cool to the fans. Nevermind story or any of that kind of shit Sony, just fit him into your already horrible movie during the last fifteen minutes because, ya know… it’d be cool. UNCOOL!

But anyways, onward to the subject at hand.

Even after the debacle that was Venom in Spiderman 3, the powers that be have decided to give our favorite symbiote a second chance and are even attempting to place it in very capable hands. Josh Trank, the director of the newly successful movie Chronicle, has reportedly been tapped to take on directing duties for the newest Venom movie. Chronicle was a found footage approach movie that let us have a look at three young fellas who stumble upon telekinetic powers and then proceed to use them to dick around. There’s a tad bit more to it, but in the long run the movie cost 12 million to make and ended up grossing over 100 million. So, there’s definitely no reason a Venom movie should be terribly hard to make on a modest budget and still be profitable because let’s face it; the days of big budget films that don’t already have a huge fan base may be pretty much over. John Carter and Green Lantern are prime examples of that. Why not start off small and see where the box office revenue takes you before you determine whether or not there will be a sequel.

Next is the question of whether or not the Venom movie will tie into the forthcoming The Amazing Spider-Man movie and what Venom’s origin will be. In the other Spidey movies, they didn’t even bother utilizing the space shuttle angle, even though they had already used John Jameson in Spiderman 2. Instead, filmmakers decided that it would be a good idea to just have it fall from the sky like a meteor in the general vicinity of Peter Parker. In the new Venom, I’d think it would be a better idea to follow the Ultimate Spiderman comic book link of Peter and Eddie Brock being old childhood friends and Venom being a creation of both their parents. Of course they can change it up a little more but that seems like a simple, yet better way than a blob of black good falling from the sky. Only time will tell what direction the Venom movie will take, or if Josh Trank will indeed helm the movie. Rest assured, we will bring you news as soon as it hits!

Grizzly Review: John Carter

After all of the buzz surrounding the budget of John Carter, the aggressive marketing campaign leading up to it’s release and the many clips released by Disney, was it all worth it? In my opinion, yes. John Carter was a fully realized world filled with a group of characters brought to life by a very well rounded out cast of actors. I had thought the movie would appeal to a much wider audience, but after watching the movie it’s obvious that a lot of kids would be lost upon many of the story points. Or they would just not care and want to see more of the four armed Thark aliens and John Carter’s faithful pet Woola.

On the planet Mars, known to it’s inhabitants as Barsoom, the residents of the mobile city Zodanga threaten to overrun and conquer the world after gifted with the use of an ultimate weapon provided by the mysterious Therns. The only people left to oppose them on Barsoom are the noble people of Helium (Not the stuff you put in balloons.) led by Jeddak Tardos Mors (Ciarin Hinds), the father of the beautiful princess of Helium known as Dejah Thoris. That’s the first piece of the story, while the seconds lies in the form of former Confederate cavalry man John Carter. After practically stumbling upon a Thern in a cave, John Carter is transported via the Thern’s medallion to the world of Barsoom where he will play an integral part in it’s fate and that of the princess Dejah Thoris.

The first 15-20 minutes of the movie introduce us to the character of John Carter and the life he now leads on Earth. He is obviously a bit of a haunted man, which is alluded to throughout the movie and at one point shown to us in a spectacular battle scene where John Carter takes on a horde of green martians that is interspersed with flashbacks to his past on Earth. As I said before, the movie was a bit bigger on story than I thought but still had a great mix of action in between all of that. The story was a bit more intricate than just a marriage between the Princess and the Zodangan leader Sab Than (Played by Dominic West) but involves the Therns as the main threat, and not only limited to Barsoom. I won’t spoil anything in the review, so just go see the movie!

The special effects and motion capture were of course beautifully done in the film. The Tharks and John Carter’s initial interactions with them were interesting and actually pretty damn funny. Willem Dafoe’s Tars Tharkas mistakenly thinking John Carter’s name is Virginia had me laughing more than once. The world of Barsoom was beautifully realized on screen even in the scenes in the desert wastelands. Helium and Zodanga were both unique in their own way and I can’t wait to see more of the planet’s many locales explored if they do indeed have a sequel to the movie. It’s definitely left open to one by the movie’s end, but done so in a way where if they don’t have one there is still some closure.

I found Taylor Kitsch to be reasonably likeable in the film. He showed that he could definitely be a decent leading man in a movie, and he’ll have a shot to do it once again in Battleship this summer. Almost overshadowing him in my opinion was Lynn Collins, who played the role of Dejah Thoris perfectly. I was thankful she wasn’t going to play the princess who is constantly kidnapped and held hostage. Though not invincible, Dejah can definitely hold her own with a sword. I really think that the warrior woman thing is overdone in film, but I didn’t have a problem with it in this movie. John Carter, though seemingly invincible in the movie also had his moments of weakness as he was immobilized at one point by the Thern Matai Shang, played by Mark Strong. The chemistry between Kitsch and Collins was working in the movie as well, which makes me hope we can see it develop more in a sequel. This goes without even mentioning how hot Lynn Collins looked in the film… give me a martian girl anytime. (Not a Thark though.) Also give me Lynn Collins in more movies besides another Wolverine movie.

Overall I give the movie 4 out of 5 Tharks. The movie kept me interested but did have a bit of a lull towards the middle part. Even though Dominic West and Mark Strong did a fine job of playing the villains of the story, I’d have preferred they were in it just a little more in scenes directly with John Carter. I truly hope the movie makes enough to justify a sequel, because now that they’ve got the story and many characters pretty much established the sequel could jump right into things instead of spending any time on Earth. (Pay attention Green Lantern sequel.) The movie is totally worth the price of a theater ticket, though you may as well stay away from the 3D like I did. No movie is truly worth a 15 dollar ticket.

“Ohhhh baby – Youu, you got what I neeeeed, but you say he’s just a friend. Wait, what are we doing?”

‘Rambo 5’ Still a Possibility?

For those of you wanting to see 80 year old Sylvester Stallone running around killing more random foreigners, then look no further than Rambo 5: Rambo kills Mexicans! Okay, so that’s not really what the title is but there is more talk about there being a fifth installment of the franchise which last saw a tired looking John Rambo owning people left and right in Burma. Supposedly this would be the final installment in the Rambo saga, being more of a small town affair as First Blood was. I see John causing some carnage against cartel folks in a small border town and I’m good with that. I hate cartel guys.

This guy is so excited for RAMBO 5, Sly had to subdue him.

Given that the initial rumors of Rambo 5 involved him helping a special forces team hunt down some sort of genetically enhanced human/werewolf this seems like more of a story that Rambo might fit in. I’m all for crazy were-beast things, but I honestly can’t see the franchise making an almost Sci-Fi liked jump like that.

I’m just surprised that Sylvester Stallone has managed to prolong his career this long. With the success of the most recent Rocky and Rambo installments, and the hugely successful action star fest known as the Expendables, Stallone doesn’t seem to be going anywhere fast. Expendables 2 is right down the road and it looks just as promising as the first. What’s everyone else thinking about another Rambo? Has that franchise run it’s course? Truthfully I’m ready for a return of sorts to the feel of First Blood, and I can’t think of a better way for them to end the franchise than with the idea they have right now. Sound off below with your comments!

Here is Dr. Kronner on Vacation a few years back with Rambo himself and a crazy Indian guy with a necktie.