So the Lakers have done it… they were swept out of the Western Conference Semi-finals of the NBA Playoffs by the Dallas Mavericks. Needless to say everyone on that Lakers team should be ashamed of themselves. The final score was 122-86, so that qualifies as an old fashioned prison pounding, not to mention Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom were both ejected for playing like dirty turd sniffers. Odom decided to basically give Dirk Nowitzki a nice hard shouldering and Bynum thought it a good idea to forearm J.J. Barea in the ribs in mid lay-up. True scum!

And this is not even mentioning the “Great” Kobe Bryant having a rather lackluster game. 17 points? 1 assist? Holy dog shit Kobe! So much for all of those Jordan comparisons, so much for the three-peat, so much for Phil Jackson’s last season of coaching. It turns out the guy should have just retired on a high note last year instead of this epic embarrassment!
Bottom line: These guys didn’t play like last year’s NBA Champions, they played like a bunch of sore losers who were swept out of the playoffs… which they were. But most of all, they played like SCUM!
Laker fans please comment below.
OMG THIS SEGMENT IS AWESOME.
this needs to be weekly. is it weekly? if it is weekly then why didnt you say this before the demise of B!K!??
holy shit this article brought a fucking tear to my eye.
excuse me, i have to go take care of this massive boner with the new japanese toy i bought.
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/05/super_terrific_japanese_thing_sperm_collector.php
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omg omg omg.
this place is like B!K! times 1000.
just because of this, and that womans hat was fucking terrible.
i give that hat zero fabulouses!!!
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