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Scum of the Week – Lindsay Lohan

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Hopefully this article won’t just be a new celebrity going to jail each week, but that’s just how it turned out. A chronic scum sucker is finally going back where she belongs for 120 days to be exact.

"God Bless you... OH! Shit, you're crying aren't you?"

Yes, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to jail time according to OTRC, and is reportedly ‘angry’ about it. I’d be angry too if I was caught red handed walking out a store with a $2,500 necklace that I forgot I was wearing. Actually if I had “accidently” done that. I’d have already been in jail for 120 days if not more, and been released already. Lohan being a Hollywood scumbag however, gets to drag it out for about a year before finally getting what any other thief would have received.

So good riddance for awhile Ms. Lohan. I’m sure this will only help your career after your release, because we all know this society rewards it’s scum most handsomely. We should probably get her a medal after she gets out of jail, but unfortunately Grizzly Bomb doesn’t give out medals to SCUM!

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Scum of the Week – Nicolas Cage

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This is a new weekly article from Grizzly Bomb, where over the span of the week every week we will be naming someone as our pick for the most scum worthy. Scum can be interpreted in many ways, for example: scumbag, scumbucket, scumsucker. You get the idea.

This weeks scum nominee is of course Nicolas Cage.

In case you hadn’t heard, Mr. Cage was arrested in New Orleans for domestic violence and battery…. against his wife. Cage and his wife were arguing in front of an apartment because the actor was pretty sure that this was a place they were renting, his wife however disagreed.

Cage, super duper intoxicated at this point, thought it would be a good idea to take his wife by the arm and pull her to the house. Cage then struck several cars before the police were called and he was hauled off to central lockup. All I can say is at least he didn’t punch her whilst wearing a bear suit.

If you want the full detailed story, CNN Entertainment seems to have a pretty good rundown of this monstrosity. This may have been an overblown issue because the man is a celebrity, but domestic violence is domestic violence.

Thank you Mr. Cage for being our first Scum of the Week!