George R.R. Martin is seriously going to destroy someone! After his newest book ‘A Dance With Dragons‘ was prematurely leaked over in Germany via Amazon, now he alleges that scripts from season 1 that were being auctioned for charity have been stolen! According to E!, the scripts for the 9th and 10th episodes of Game of Thrones Season 1 were shipped from Belfast safe and sound, but somewhere between there and the U.S. they were stolen! Here’s a little more from E!:

“The US post office delivered the envelope in a plastic baggie with a pre-printed note apologizing for the ‘damage.’ But this was no error in handling. The envelope was torn open at one end, and both scripts were gone,” Martin wrote over the weekend.

“I am convinced the scripts were stolen.”

In keeping with the epic nature of his massive Song of Ice and Fire series, Martin called for fans to take up arms for the Iron Throne keep an eye out for the missing scripts on auction sites and memorabilia shows. The scripts are for the ninth and tenth episodes and are signed by the screenwriter/producers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, as well as director Alan Taylor.

So what the hell? Who stole these scripts that were to go to charity? Lannisters? The White Walkers? George R.R. Martin demands answers. Sounds like a plot perpetrated by the USPS to me…. Either way we’ll keep everyone posted if the D-Bags who did this are ever captured and punished. Don’t lose sleep fans!