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May 3, 2012

‘The Expendables 2′ Trailer Has Arrived! Explosions! One-Liners! More Explosions!…

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There are a lot of haters out there for The Expendables, which I don’t understand. Out of any movie franchise out there right now, it clearly knows what kind of movie it wants to make, and packs it full of the actors who are going to do that well. It was a star-studded action movie that provided action and stars. Great success. So believe me when I tell you how excited I am for the second one. The cast list has expanded to include almost every possible action star from the 80’s on including some new faces and a hell of a lot more action.

If you don’t like good movies or enjoying things then you haven’t seen The Expendables. Let me clue you in. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and Terry Crews are an elite team of mercenaries who kick a lot of ass. They go up against Eric Roberts, Steve Austin (That’s Stone Cold to some of you) and an entire country and its army. No Big Deal. Oh and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis stop by for a convo with Sly.

The sequel brings back almost the whole team while adding Chuck Norris, Liam Hemsworth, Nan Yu and pumping up Ah-nuld and Willis’ roles. They are all going up against the Universal Soldier himself, Jean-Claude Van Damme. And probably a couple of armies armed with nukes and robots and whatever they have invented that can kill Chuck Norris.

Hit the jump to watch the trailer. Less talk, more boom.

I think I just shat meself.

Yep. Yep I did. That was awesome. Let’s take a look at some highlights from the trailer:

EVERYTHING I JUST SAW.

Some negatives:

Sylvester Stallone’s mustache.

Sorry bud, had to be said

Of course there was a trailer for the trailer that we didn’t show you yet, so here it is. Starring Cheeseburger Eddie Old Spice Guy Terry Crews and a ton of explosions.

Can’t wait.  The Expendables 2 crash lands on August 17th.




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Scott Fraser
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2 comments
supascoot
supascoot

I totally agree, but a lack of swears might mean an extended budget for EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

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Tim's Film Reviews

Loving it :) How could it be anything but great with the three big dogs Stallone, willis and Schwarzenegger. Speaking of Schwarzenegger I am releasing my best of Arnold's films this weekend due to request and might do the other two to celebrate the expendables 2 so keep an eye out :D